< The Youtube channel is titled TheMPZWay13 because
MP = (my online name) Mistuh Park--> Mister Park
Z = my brother's nickname (it stands for something,
but that holds no importance to this course).
13 = A favorite number of mine
The(name)Way represents it's my way of doing things.>
Chubby and I Know It (LMFAO Parody) - Descriptions
(Sexy and I Know it - LMFAO) in the background
Girl: Pat, I'm breaking up with you.
Me: Wait, w-why??
Girl: Because all you do is eat and sleep.
And for the record, you're not sexy! OR attractive as a matter of fact!!
Me: Hing~
Me: Hmm.. What makes me not sexy?
<Ah.. I don't have the best luck with the ladies due to my shyness (or any other factors..),
so I kind of incorporated a "Pat-exclusive" insight.>
The hing? Just being overly Asian, not that it's a bad thing :)
<Background track starts>
"Pat, did you eat my fries again?!"
Damn it, I ate those fries
I don't even got me an alibi
<There were supposed to be fries/ketchup on my face,
but I took it out on the last cut because the ketchup wasn't very visible.>
But this is how I roll
Like a jelly filled doughnut
Hot out the stove~ fresh~
Gettin' Mickey d's, double??
Triplin' the cheese
Lookin' like a honey bee, plump and fat,
As can be
<My brother always tells me to roll out of his car when I do something stupid,
and I always respond by saying "I'm a doughnut--jelly filled. Rolling like a doughnut~"
And the cheese was just to exemplify how much of a fatty I am at heart. As for the honey bee,
I had to think of something that would rhyme with cheese.>
Girl, look at my belly (x3)
I eat out
Girl, look at my belly (x3)
I eat out
<I wanted to sync the I's with fast food restaurants, and I did exactly that.
"Look at my belly" was formulated instantly since the largest "fat" mass comes from my belly.>
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Even if you want this food,
You ain't getting any, cause this Ain't gonna last
Just~ ask my girlfriend Jenny ("I'm not your girlfriend")
Get the pasta, burgers, fries
Anything fatty fatty fatty fatty
<Oh, gosh. When I was young, I didn't like sharing food. I was a little "fatty mcNugget,"
as I phrase it nicely. So, I showed a bit of my old-self in there. As for all of the Jennys (or any other variation of the name)
out there in the world, I deeply apologize for tainting that name--for all of eternity. But, when I (somewhat) initially made the lyrics,
the name was Penny (The Big Bang Theory). I had to convert to Jenny when my brother said that he only owned a pink/black wig.
And I know what you're thinking. "Why does your brother even own a wig?" One word: Halloween.
But the funny part is that it wasn't even supposed to be Penny; it wasn't supposed to be a girl at all. I was thinking of having guests on my video
(either Kenny G, Lenny Kravitz, etc.), but I was like.. "How in the hell?" So, once reality kicked in, I changed the story line
to follow a break up, and I had to convert to a female. But I am not too close with any Jennys,
so I had to form a female version of myself (which is truly distasteful).>
I'm chubby, and I know it
I'm chubby, and I show it
<Honestly, this line was kind of boring at first. It was "I'm chubby, and I know it" times two.
So, I thought of a filler word that didn't stray too far away from know, and I got show.
It worked out since I was planning to show my fat.>
Mother asked~
(Do) you want 12 from taco bell?
I said more, that and a patty melt
She~ said~
You'll get fat, and I said it's okay cause I'm chubby pat. (Yeah~)
Matt, out the white accord, bring~ in burger king and more
<Wow.. Here, I actually had to think for a while longer. It was the second time around (after the chorus),
and I didn't want to make the latter half boring. So, I thought up items that were recent. For instance,
it wasn't too far from the time that I had 12 from Taco Bell (though not alone), and I felt like the Pat in the
video should be able to eat that, plus more. So, I had to choose a food that rhymed with bell, and melt did the job.
I originally had the "chubby pat" section not knowing what I would have in the background,
but a friend of mine posted my 4th grade picture on Facebook. So, I thought "what the hell?"
But yo, this is how I roll
I eat til' I drop, grow love handles
<This was also a tough line. It was originally a repetition of "like a jelly-filled doughnut
hot out the stove," but I knew that would be very dull. I figured it would be dull because I actually
studied a few parody videos (of different songs) beforehand; none of them really kept me interested at the end
because of repetition. So, I thought for a while longer.>
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Girl, look at my belly (x3)
I eat out
Girl, look at my belly (x3)
I eat out
Even if you want this food,
You ain't getting any, cause this Ain't gonna last
Just~ ask my girl friend Jenny ("Ugh")
Get the pasta, burgers, fries
Anything fatty fatty fatty fatty
I'm chubby, and I know it
I'm chubby, and I show it
<I didn't change these three because they're what my parody is based off of.
I just changed the order of the restaurants on the I's, and I changed
"I'm not your girlfriend" to "ugh." for repetitive reasons.>
Haha, Check it out
Jiggle jiggle jiggle jiggle yeah
Like a doughnut
<When I first thought of jiggle as a sub. for wiggle,
I automatically thought "fatty triceps." I was a fat child
starting from the 4th grade, so my mind was like..
"Where in the hell else do you jiggle? Your arms.. Precisely"
As for the doughnut, I thought the washing machine
would "jiggle" my doughnut better than that.. So, I do apologize
for how poor that was. I was utterly disappointed.>
I'm chubby, and I know it
Sad panda, and she show it.
He's fluffy, and he knows it.
<Here, I stuck to my parody title for the first line. But I changed it up
with Jenny becoming a sad panda (since she lost her fries).
And since I needed one more line, I chose Gabriel "Fluffy" Iglesias
since the everything flowed.
<In reality>
"Pat, did you eat my fries again?!"
Me: Uh.. No.
Nope, just Chuck Testa
<I just thought adding Chuck Testa in the end would leave it from being
an awkward ending.>
<I wrote all of the lyrics in thirty minutes (except for a minimal amount of changes)
because I couldn't sleep one night. Insomnia kicked in, and I wanted to be productive.
So, I whipped out my iPhone and started creating lyrics on the "notes" app.
The kicker? I wasn't hungry. Otherwise, I'm pretty sure I would have eaten
every piece of food I owned..>